Halloween Candy Tier List 2026

Peanuts and caramel, no chocolate — the candy bar for peanut purists.

Glucose syrup and gelatin since 1922 — the original gummy bear.

Flaky peanut-butter candy center in chocolate — sticks to your teeth.

The best candy ever made — and still candy.

The candy bar with a protein alibi — 4g, if you're generous.

Peanuts, caramel, nougat, chocolate — the everything bar.

Left or right, it's 24g of sugar either way.

Have a break — from the 21g of sugar, ideally.

Melts in your mouth, spikes in your blood.

Caramel and nougat under milk chocolate — the Milky Way bar.

Fruit chews, individually wrapped — the pink ones go first.

Whipped chocolate nougat, no caramel, no peanuts — the light one.

Sour sugar coating, sweet gummy center — the two-step candy.

Soft wine-gum fish — vaguely berry, impossibly chewy.

The American chocolate bar — sweet, a little tangy, everywhere.

47g of sugar in fruit costumes.