Snack Tier List

Shredded wheat pressed into a cracker — the fiber-forward one.

Thick-cut chips fried in batches — extra crunch, sea salt, nothing else.

The snack that smiles back — at 250mg sodium per handful.

The peanut butter standard — choosy moms, 7 grams of protein, done.

Whole-grain wavy chips with cheddar seasoning — the 'healthy' chip aisle pick.

Cup-shaped tortilla chips — engineered for scooping salsa.

Baked cheese squares with actual crunch — the gold standard of cheese crackers.

Corn chips fried in corn oil and salted — the chili-topper.

Potato, oil, salt — the original and still the benchmark.

Ridged potato chips built for dip — crunchier than Lay's by design.

Sweet-salty whole grain squares — the charcuterie board staple.

The cheese dust is a food group unto itself.

Orange fingers, zero regrets, 250mg sodium.

Once you pop — the slogan is a warning about the serving size.

Peanut butter filling between peanut butter cookies — committed to the bit.

Peanuts and caramel, no chocolate — the candy bar for peanut purists.

Buttery round crackers — the cheese-and-topping vehicle.

400 calories of frosted nostalgia.

The chocolate chip cookie everyone grew up on — nothing fancy, just the benchmark.

Glucose syrup and gelatin since 1922 — the original gummy bear.

Flaky peanut-butter candy center in chocolate — sticks to your teeth.

Fig paste in a soft cake shell — the lunchbox classic.

Milk's favorite cookie — 14g sugar per three.

An 880-calorie cinnamon roll with cream cheese frosting — a dessert wearing a breakfast costume.

Oats, molasses, and creme — the 1960 original still going.

Hazelnuts are the fifth ingredient — sugar is the first two.

The best candy ever made — and still candy.

The candy bar with a protein alibi — 4g, if you're generous.

Peanuts, caramel, nougat, chocolate — the everything bar.

Cookie dough plus brownie batter in one pint — two desserts, zero decisions.

Sponge cake and creme filling — the indestructible snack cake.

Left or right, it's 24g of sugar either way.

Have a break — from the 21g of sugar, ideally.

Melts in your mouth, spikes in your blood.

Caramel and nougat under milk chocolate — the Milky Way bar.

Fruit chews, individually wrapped — the pink ones go first.

Whipped chocolate nougat, no caramel, no peanuts — the light one.

Sour sugar coating, sweet gummy center — the two-step candy.

Soft wine-gum fish — vaguely berry, impossibly chewy.

The American chocolate bar — sweet, a little tangy, everywhere.

47g of sugar in fruit costumes.