Super Bowl Party Food Tier List

Chickpeas, tahini, and the Middle East's greatest export.

Avocados' final form, with lime and opinions.

24g protein in tempura form — the sodium is the real cost.

The world's most famous fries — 320 calories of fried potato and salt.

Cup-shaped tortilla chips — engineered for scooping salsa.

220 calories for 13g protein — a decent snack, not a meal.

Potato, oil, salt — the original and still the benchmark.

Ridged potato chips built for dip — crunchier than Lay's by design.

The cheese dust is a food group unto itself.

The baseline pizza slice — 11g protein riding on 595mg sodium.

22g protein per two slices — the serving size is the lie.

The candy bar with a protein alibi — 4g, if you're generous.

The cola that never stopped chasing Coke — caramel, citrus, and 41 grams of sugar.

The most successful sugar delivery system in history.

Tomatoes doing cardio.